Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 02, 2015

First wife got me past the “in laws” & "mortgage ", but the marriage ended with one of her major complaints being the toilet lid not being put down. Seriously…it was one of her biggest bitches when she left me. Of course there were other problems on both sides….but the lid thing was a major issue. Thirty-five years later, re-married, I always put the seat and lid back down….oh how I’ve changed!!!