Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 26, 2015

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Ned: How do you explain his lead in the polls? Man in blue: Media attention. Voice from out of frame: It's not just a lead...it's a huge lead! HUGE!! That's because I'm the real deal! I'm a straight-talker, saying what I really think! People want that! They love it...men, women, lesser races...especially chicks! Blond chicks with big gazoombas! Huge gazoom...um...wait...Did I just say that out loud? Man in blue: Yes, and you just went up in the polls. Ned: Either I've had too much to drink, or not enough.