Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 26, 2016
April 25, 2016
April 27, 2016
Transcript:
Voice from inside diner: Ok, it's time fah some new house rules......Which is really just one rule...no stupid talk inside the dinah! Ned: Um...ok...any guidelines to help us? Flo: A-yeh. I made out a list and boiled it down to be easily undahstood. Ned: Nice! And, ironically, this could be the start of a new political movement. Eddie: Don't spoil the movement, deah. Sign reads: No political talk!
After the last year, I’ve come to the conclusion that all political candidates should have to pass:IQ tests, a criminal background check, random drug tests, the college SATs to make sure they know how the US government works, where foreign countries are, and high school science. And finally, pass an exam by psychiatrists to determine if they are as insane as they seem.