Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 17, 2016

There are many times, I wouldn’t want to see Danae & what she’s doing.

Timing is easier in comedy. You can rehearse comedy, but parenting is totally ad lib.

I love the headline….Stupid People Doing Dumb Things Again…Boy does that have a ring to it…I wish I could go back to 2012 and thank you for it….But this will have to do….You made me laugh out loud…If that isn’t the most precious thing you can give a person, I don’t know what is….

When my mom heard something, uspicious, like a toilet flushing 4 times in a row….She would ask what are you doing?….My devious answer was always “Nothing”. If I were her I would have come running quickly…..And I was a good boy…sorta…..

Kate isn’t so perfect. reading is good, but she needs to do other things and have friends as well. And whatever happened to their father’s girlfriend?

Hey, adults have got it all over kids – most of the time. “Oh no, my grand daughter isn’t foxy (tells fibs)”. Oh yeah??

Danae, the problem is that in order to stay invisible, you have to continue to be good. I expect she’ll be back tomorrow.

That headline could hardly be considered news.

It may be time for Daddy to put down the paper and get his A— up out of the easy chair and pay attention to his kids.

So Dad and Kate go along with Danae’s thing. ‘Extremely good behavior’? Where have I heard that before?

I always skip reading the comic if Danae is in it. I wonder if others do the same.

Just the opposite, I love it when she’s there.

Apropos of nothing, it’s so cute the way Kate and Joe read together while sharing the armchair.