Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 19, 2016

I don’t drink. But I plan on starting.

A very intelligent transfer indeed.

Hello, Cab.

If you’ve had more than 4 or so, it is best to get a cab, kick back and relax…I hate worrying about getting pulled over….So call a cab and order another drink or two…Have fun…..Just don’t drive…

I’ll call you “Cab” if that’s what you want to be called

Studies have shown that drivers who are simultaneously talking on their cell phones or texting are at least as dangerous on the road as drunks.

Biden: We’ll GoFundMe an isolated cabin in the middle of Siberia and we’ll tell him it’s an exclusive Trump Hotel surprise.

Will you people please get over it? Your candidate LOST!

Ok, you’re a cab!

they should have shut you off before they let you start typing.

Y’know, it’s not really the President who calls the shots. It’s who you have in Congress. Which, unfortunately, is very bad news this time around.

Trump intends to make the money back he has lost, and then some.

OK, will call you drunk.

Rare scene in Wisconsin. Our average DUI’s are about 6. If the perp is at least a mile from home we figure any penalty is bad for Tourism.

At least the patron in this strip is doing the smart thing, not the stupid thing.

On Drink vs cell phones; police reports didn’t start noting cell use until recently, and the stats are coming up in accuracy, cellphones, especially when texting, are about twice as deadly as a point 16 drunk (twice the legal limit), and it isn’t just kids!!

Yesterday in my little down where cell phone uses is ILLEGAL a guy was coming a me with his cell phone to his ear with one hand, holding a cup of what I’d assume was coffee in the other, and still trying to aim, ’er, “drive”!!! This was an “adult” driver.

As to the transfer of power, apology, Wiley, but this election has been waged as a war, and Trump’s rhetoric has constantly called for violence, which his followers are now cheering on as the most “hawkish” crazies from previous administrations are being selected for key posts. Having spent over half a century, starting with a war in Asia, through decades of public service FOR THE PEOPLE, EMT, Ski Patrol, Search and Rescue, and public land management for resource USE as well as PROTECTION, with fire fighting just as dangerous as war, this transfer of power will be the MOST VIOLENT ATTACK ON CIVIL RIGHTS AND THE LAND AND RESOURCES, EVER! This new Congress WILL aid and abet the violence against our rights, privileges, and resources. It WILL be very scary times, and the arch conservatives in the “middle class” who elected Trump, WILL be paying the greatest price.

Get this hack Wiley off here and back to the Editorial section where he belongs.

Get over it; you doofuses! I didn’t like Trump but disliked the potential of a deeply corrupt Clinton administration even more. Give him a chance!

You and your ilks are GROSSLY CONSTIPATED.

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Well don’t you have a cute turn-of-phrase, but otherwise needing schooling in communication. Crack a dictionary sometime, also learn how to compose sentences other than insults.

If only more drivers would do this.

hell take 5