Gotta be a story about what happened to Rudolf, and Prancer…Yes Prancer is a little “Funny” but that’s OK now….Blitzen get’s a little too messed up just before the big flight…Comet goes way too fast….Cupid….Well, now that’s just private, man….Donner, A hungry party in a western Pass through the Rockies….Happy 2017! Evidently this year was just a game of craps, and crap is all we got…
Bad year for Santa. The elves went on strike, the SPCR ( Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Reindeer ) has slapped him with an injunction, and the bank repo’d his sleigh !
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But don’t despair He’ll get there !
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Personally, I’ll be filling in for him tomorrow night in a little pueblo here in Ecuador.
Wife even made a red suit for me and with my long hair and beard ( getting whiter every year ), I make a pretty good substitute for Papa Noel.
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Wherever you are, have a safe, joyous , and wondrous Christmas and remember…
Did anyone consider she was updating the kids and didn’t see Santa on the side of the road? A man that would turn around and help Santa, wouldn’t marry a woman who wouldn’t. and visa versa I would hope.
Bilan almost 8 years ago
Some good deeds you do – just in case.
Varnes almost 8 years ago
Gotta be a story about what happened to Rudolf, and Prancer…Yes Prancer is a little “Funny” but that’s OK now….Blitzen get’s a little too messed up just before the big flight…Comet goes way too fast….Cupid….Well, now that’s just private, man….Donner, A hungry party in a western Pass through the Rockies….Happy 2017! Evidently this year was just a game of craps, and crap is all we got…
dadoctah almost 8 years ago
The elves got him banned from Uber.
fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Rudy’s nose wouldn’t light, so the ‘deer wouldn’t start.
deepstblu almost 8 years ago
The bag is so big I thought it was a Wiley bear behind him.
Linguist almost 8 years ago
Bad year for Santa. The elves went on strike, the SPCR ( Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Reindeer ) has slapped him with an injunction, and the bank repo’d his sleigh !
.
But don’t despair He’ll get there !
.
Personally, I’ll be filling in for him tomorrow night in a little pueblo here in Ecuador.
Wife even made a red suit for me and with my long hair and beard ( getting whiter every year ), I make a pretty good substitute for Papa Noel.
.
Wherever you are, have a safe, joyous , and wondrous Christmas and remember…
It’s Better Late Than Never
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Ho, Ho, Ho !
mourdac Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Should have called Uber. Very nice fare for some driver.
Germanshepherds4ever almost 8 years ago
If they have Smartphones and are texting, they are too old for “Santa”
Linguist almost 8 years ago
Leave it to an A-hole troll to interject politics into a Christmas cartoon. !
Crawl back under the bridge where you belong !
dabugger almost 8 years ago
‘Tis something er other’.
amaryllis2 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Crash landed those skis yesterday, did he?
Varnes almost 8 years ago
Chess Pirate, I knew there was one I forgot….Man, and the best one too…….
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
The Dark Elves must have somehow won against him. How else can he be like that?
Another Unicorn almost 8 years ago
Ujean you hear that? Bruno is giving away more cookie’s. Didn’t he . . . on never mind, that was like totally last month. AU -
GiantShetlandPony almost 8 years ago
Did anyone consider she was updating the kids and didn’t see Santa on the side of the road? A man that would turn around and help Santa, wouldn’t marry a woman who wouldn’t. and visa versa I would hope.