Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 17, 2017

I see Wiley’s clowning around…

A mime is a terrible thing to waste

I once decided that once the police leave, anyone should be allowed to add decorative touches to the chalk-body outlines. But they should not be allowed to convert the outline to a version of da Vinci’s Vitruvian Man.

Ronald McDonald? Marcel Marceau? Bozo the clown?

I thought someone killed the Gingerbread Man

Times are tough now that the circus is out of business.

Even clowns die.

ID the victim, “if the shoe fits”?

ID the victim, “if the shoe fits”?

I think I know who it is if his last words were “A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down the pants”.

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— paraphrased from an old SNL skit with Dan Akroyd as the frenetic pitchman