I have a theory that women shop, men raid. When I go to a store it is with the idea of obtaining a specific item. I come in, take the shortest route to where the item is located, snatch it off the shelf and hit the checkout counter. If there is no line, I can be in and out of the store in 90 seconds.
However, grocery store managers are onto people like me. Of course the milk and bread and all the staples will be in the far back corner of the store, always. However, just about the time I learn the lay of the land, they change the land on me and where once dog food could be found is now stocked with feminine hygiene products.
I have a theory that women shop, men raid. When I go to a store it is with the idea of obtaining a specific item. I come in, take the shortest route to where the item is located, snatch it off the shelf and hit the checkout counter. If there is no line, I can be in and out of the store in 90 seconds.
However, grocery store managers are onto people like me. Of course the milk and bread and all the staples will be in the far back corner of the store, always. However, just about the time I learn the lay of the land, they change the land on me and where once dog food could be found is now stocked with feminine hygiene products.