Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 20, 2022

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    rmremail  almost 2 years ago

    The Jokes on her, Santa is old school – he keeps his list on the back of a used envelope.

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    sirbadger  almost 2 years ago

    If she accidentally hacks into North Korea’s database, she might start a nuclear war which would put her on the naughty list.

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    eastern.woods.metal  almost 2 years ago

    The grandkids know mom and dad don’t have a lot of money so they have 2 Christmas lists. The expensive list goes to Santa and the cheap list goes to mom and dad.

    I’ve been playing Santa for our small community group for the last ten years or so. Two years ago we had to do it virtual. I turn off my video and change my background and go change. When I come back on I’m all dressed. My 4 YO immediately exclaims “That’s grampa” My daughter had to explain that I’m the real Santa but we mustn’t let anyone know and spoil the illusion for other kids. Then she adds that when she was little she was one of the elves making the toys in the workshop.

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    AtomicForce91 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Sunshine and a healthy diet seem like a good start.

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    Wilde Bill  almost 2 years ago

    I wonder who’s database she is really in.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I wish I was that smart

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    Bilan  almost 2 years ago

    The elves told Santa that he shouldn’t make his password CandyCane12!@

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    cmerb  almost 2 years ago

    I wish that I knew why I like the gentleman with the shadow and the ( ! ) ?

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    In order to “cure covid, you’d have to first have to cure people’s stupidity about: face masks, social distancing, getting vaccinated, ect.”. Not possible!

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    mindjob  almost 2 years ago

    Not sure how hacking is going to help Danae

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    You know, maybe by just being quiet and not bringing about chaos and ruin for a while, Santa will take that as a “good” sign.

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    chaunceygardener  almost 2 years ago

    Like rhinovirus, there is no “cure” for covid. Get over it. Just another pathogen to add to the list.

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    zodismoon  almost 2 years ago

    It doesn’t take much to be on Santa’s good list. Just clean your room, along with the rest of your house out of the goodness of your heart. Then cook a meal or two with the thought that someone with complain about it, but hold your tongue. Next wash and fold all the dirty clothes, including the underwear. And don’t n forget to pick up after your pets and clean the toilet! Now if only you good do this 365 days a year…

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    Kabana_Bhoy  almost 2 years ago

    I thought bleach was the cure for Covid? At least, that’s what The Flim Flam Man kept saying.

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    keenanthelibrarian  almost 2 years ago

    So Danae’s going to make it LOOK as if she’s done something “good”. Well, as they say, perception is reality.

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    Mario500  almost 2 years ago

    “BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO FIND A CURE FOR COVID”

    (wonders about the “COVID” mentioned in this part of the dialogue of this cartoon; remember a certain definition at this World Wide Web address: https://www.wordnik.com/words/covid )

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