Coroner and detectives were perplexed by how many times the deceased had fallen on his back onto the knife, repeatedly. Per legal, clear case of suicide.
This corporation is already practicing “corporate inclusiveness.” Isn’t it obvious? See the women and people of color? Must be DEI hires…right? They couldn’t have possibly been hired on merit! By the way, I’m being sarcastic, in case you couldn’t tell.
wallylm about 2 months ago
So these are literal corporate cutbacks.
rmremail about 2 months ago
“You can only stab yourself in the back…. But on my command”
The dude from FL Premium Member about 2 months ago
I see no knife in CEO’s setting
captcredit about 2 months ago
Looks like a group of D.E.I. hires.
Funniguy about 2 months ago
During my career it was the Legal Department that would interfere with the most efficient ways to manage.
tpcox928 about 2 months ago
There would never be a knife at the CEO’s setting, but otherwise this would make all workplaces better.
goboboyd about 2 months ago
They’re ‘shooting daggers’ at each other with their eyes. Full frontal attacks.
gozirra2 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Coroner and detectives were perplexed by how many times the deceased had fallen on his back onto the knife, repeatedly. Per legal, clear case of suicide.
mindjob about 2 months ago
They don’t remember submitting this idea in the suggestion box
Calvins Brother about 2 months ago
While ’yer at it, pat yourself on the back.
mistercatworks about 2 months ago
“Like I just did there.”
lnrokr55 about 2 months ago
If only it were true! ;-)
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 2 months ago
“And we’ll call it, let’s see….. ‘autocorrect.’ Yeah, that’s it.”
JoeMartinFan Premium Member about 2 months ago
This corporation is already practicing “corporate inclusiveness.” Isn’t it obvious? See the women and people of color? Must be DEI hires…right? They couldn’t have possibly been hired on merit! By the way, I’m being sarcastic, in case you couldn’t tell.
EXCALABUR about 2 months ago
Just like the suicide bombers and their mentors. They die while the mentor trains another
keenanthelibrarian about 2 months ago
Well, you can’t say fairer than that!