Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 17, 2011

He noticed when they were necking.

Wait — how does he know the guy he swallowed wasn’t a vegetarian?

Stuck his neck out and will probably end up with a sore throat.

Could be eating “people crackers.”

Or maybe a ’pop’sicle.

Now the long arm of the law is looking for him.

I can’t talk right now, I have a Fred in my throat

Funny, Neb — and of course, you’re right.

He is a humanitarian.

But…. he doesn’t say “I’m not a vegetarian any more”, he says “I’ve gone off my vegetarian diet.”

I’m still thinking humanitarians have a choice of specialized diets….. depending upon what they can swallow…

And hi Beviek!

ROFL!!!!!! Great one!! XD

I dunno… his “lunch” looks a bit garden-gnomish to me…

@beviekMy pup likes to eat “people crackers.” They’re dog treats about the size of animal crackers, but shaped like people. Dollar Tree sells them. :-)