Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 26, 2012

Common sense and awareness of one’s surroundings appears to be lacking in this app.

watch that next app, it’s a doozy

Ah, the old Lemming app.

Actually it’s an APP to eliminate the stupid from the gene pool.

Do you own something that can load this app? You fail!

since this is a ’toon, he will walk out about 10 feet , stay suspended in mid-air , while the realization of his predicament sinks in, then plummet to the bottom, the result being that he will be uninjured but will suffer a brief and temporary disfigurement

That app comes preinstalled on every such device. It’s infallible. If you see someone thumbing away at it, you know they’re dumb.

Funny, he doesn’t look like Zapp Brannigan (“you win again gravity”).

nighthawk: And sound like a concertina.

Stop downloading and look where you’re going. My 80 year old mother is one of those who text while driving – she’s going to get us killed.

Social Darwinism in action.

short test

He’s going to receive a falling grade on his intelligence test.

Those Darwin apps are pretty cool. ;-)

Seems like a modern version of the tarot card known as “The Fool” (number 0 in the Major Arcana).