Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 10, 2013

The bones he ate the bones!

Obviously now that fish is a couple feet short.

Those feet just shrunk right up…

Sharks are always so snippy!

That’ll teach him not to jump in with both feet.

So, now we know why fish never evolved legs. Couldn’t have been our ancestors…….

Fish legs … tastes like chicken!

Must not be a very hungry shark if he left the rest behind.

Off the mark by 2 feet.

I’ve put my foot in my mouth before, but never in someone else’s mouth.

That fish was enjoying my-toses—until the shark came and enjoyed them more.