Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 17, 2014

  1. Black lion
    PICTO  almost 10 years ago

    You know you are old when everything either leaks or drys up.

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    Olddog1  almost 10 years ago

    And out comes the latex glove.

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    SkyFisher  almost 10 years ago

    I think you mean DON’T show up.

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    stlmaddog5  almost 10 years ago

    50 is when your body starts to fall apart. Apparently the true life span of humans was 45, until modern medicine intervened.

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    Rwill  almost 10 years ago

    And the great southerly hair migration begins.

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    P51Strega  almost 10 years ago

    Pun lovers, check out “Randolph Itch at 2am” It’s a great strip but I never see any comments on it.

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    Bryant Winterholer Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Yea, the only thing Golden about the Golden Age is your…. wiz.

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    I knew I was no longer young when I discovered 20 years no longer seemed a long time to me. Now 50 years doesn’t seems all that long, so I guess I must have gotten old. When did that happen?!

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    vldazzle  almost 10 years ago

    At just 50, not much of anything should be gone (other than a woman having babies). Most people I know are in 60s or older (and I won’t date under 70) so I know we’re in much better shape than that.

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    gaslightguy  almost 10 years ago

    You got me to laughing on this one.

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    Ushindi  almost 10 years ago

    The prostate ought to last at least as long as we do.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    I resemble that remark!

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