Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 06, 2015

Eight days of terror!

“The Synagogue of Wax”.

Jack La Flame says: Feel the burn and lose all of your body fat in just 8 days.

The candles are lit in the wrong order

For Hanukah people who don’t even celebrate Christmas.

My family likes to bet on which candle goes out first.Why is the shamash grinning?

Do you spin the dreidle too?

What are the odds?

Oh no, a Snuff Film .

Is this like spin the bottle? I don’t know you…

My wife and I are both Catholics, and we celebrate Chanuka every year, too. Why should our Jew friends get all the latkes?Shalom, Jews and Goys alike!

And, shouldn’t there only be two melting? The Shammas and the first candle?

See what happens when you betray the Kosher Nostra?