Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 19, 2016

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    Wilde Bill  about 8 years ago

    Renting beer, again?

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 8 years ago

    And, soon, restroom storming.

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    orinoco womble  about 8 years ago

    “Three pints?”“You’ll need it—-muscle relaxant.” (HG2G)

    After a hard day, cold muscle relaxant is always good.

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    whiteheron  about 8 years ago

    Made me think of George Thorogood

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    mikeyman  about 8 years ago

    Brain Rinse

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 8 years ago

    The beer company will tell you it doesn’t get any better than this.

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    neverenoughgold  about 8 years ago

    That reminds me…

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member about 8 years ago

    This is the closest to a spit-take that any comic brought me in a loooong time.

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    dflak  about 8 years ago

    Back when I was in the Air Force, we had a game called, “The Pressure’s On.” One squadron lined up on one side of the bar and another squadron on the other. Beer would be served to all. The first person to leave the bar … that person’s squadron bought the beer.

    This was probably one of the few bar activities we started sober. Life was a bit less PC back then.

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  about 8 years ago

    An excellent way to kill of those pesky brain cells at the same time!!

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