Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 21, 2017

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    blunebottle  almost 7 years ago

    Shades of Arsenic & Old Lace? She’s looking to score another.

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    WilliamRichmond  almost 7 years ago

    I wonder if she is drinking a Chianti

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    katzenbooks45  almost 7 years ago

    “It rubs the canola oil on its skin…”

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    He’ll feel really uneasy when he unwraps his gift….

    a nicely fitted aluminum-foil jacket.

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    Skeptical Meg  almost 7 years ago

    I’m missing something. I thought she swapped lips.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 7 years ago

    She’s one hard boiled potato.

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    hoot1  almost 7 years ago

    The ornaments on the tree….very subtle….

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    jreckard  almost 7 years ago

    Go for it, Ned. Let the chips fall where they may.

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    mikeyman  almost 7 years ago

    Careful! She’ll rip your face off!!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 7 years ago

    Groan funny! The hills…and trees have eyes.

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    hoffquotes2  almost 7 years ago

    He’s such a spud

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    MissScarlet Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    The eyes have it!

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    SallyLin   almost 7 years ago

    Dating Ms. Dahmer

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    Arianne  almost 7 years ago

    Oh, geez, it took me a moment to notice that even the garland is made of arms!

    Very twisted, Mr. Parisi, lol!

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    Arianne  almost 7 years ago

    What a look on her face!

    A spud eating grin?

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 7 years ago

    Face it Ned!

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    pchemcat  almost 7 years ago

    Hannibella Lector!

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