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I know that if I owned a movie theater, I would have jammers that activated when the movie started, and turned off only after it was over (or an alarm was being sounded).
You are witnessing the downfall of our society. Every day I see more and more of these phone zombies stumbling around, totally oblivious to their surroundings. They can’t perform a simple task without consulting some silly phone app. They expect instant gratification without lifting a finger. Everything is supposed to be done for them.
The average I.Q. is dropping as more become dependent on these electronic crutches. That’s why I call these gadgets “StupidPhones.” Some day a solar flare or some similar phenomenon will knock out the satellites and the phone zombies will be unable to function without their toys. There will be total pandemonium.
Lucy Rudy over 6 years ago
This happens at MY gym! Cell phones should be banned.
sirbadger over 6 years ago
In the hamster videos I’ve seen, they don’t wait. They’ll jump on the wheel and start running while someone else is sitting there.
PICTO over 6 years ago
@sirbadger & Gary…“Hamster videos….”? You boys should get out of the house more often.
Olddog1 over 6 years ago
There are hamster videos? Sheeeesh.
enigmamz over 6 years ago
I know that if I owned a movie theater, I would have jammers that activated when the movie started, and turned off only after it was over (or an alarm was being sounded).
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 6 years ago
Hamateur behavior.
Stephen Gilberg over 6 years ago
“This isn’t Wheel of 4chan!”
StephenRice over 6 years ago
You might give the Wheel of Fortune solution a whirl…
Whatever happened to common sense? over 6 years ago
You are witnessing the downfall of our society. Every day I see more and more of these phone zombies stumbling around, totally oblivious to their surroundings. They can’t perform a simple task without consulting some silly phone app. They expect instant gratification without lifting a finger. Everything is supposed to be done for them.
The average I.Q. is dropping as more become dependent on these electronic crutches. That’s why I call these gadgets “StupidPhones.” Some day a solar flare or some similar phenomenon will knock out the satellites and the phone zombies will be unable to function without their toys. There will be total pandemonium.