Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 28, 2019

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    rekam Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    “And the bad news is I found your purse.”

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    WilliamRichmond  almost 6 years ago

    And now you’re in the doghouse…

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    donwalter  almost 6 years ago

    Yeah…it’s with the newspaper.

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    Jon Schutter  almost 6 years ago

    The Artist Formerly Known as Your Purse…..

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    ptnjbrown  almost 6 years ago

    …and ,because you lost it, I shredded your credit cards.

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    DanFlak  almost 6 years ago

    The other good news: we won’t have to freeze the credit card account. You have some cold, hard cash here.

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    redback  almost 6 years ago

    and even better news, now you don’t have to carry it all at once

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    "It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    I have found more than one lost item while snowblowing…….

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    M2MM  almost 6 years ago

    It’s a snowblower not a shredder/mulcher. A purse would jam up the mechanism before it would do that.

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    humorist54 Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    “The bad news is, you’ll have to buy a new one!”

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    samantha.meyer  over 4 years ago

    And I accidentally shredded it……. but Hey!! Now you have a good excuse to buy a BRAND NEW purse!! (I don’t know why I said that. She’s just gonna buy a Gucci purse……)

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