Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 10, 2019

Funny!

And oils well that ends well too!

That’s so shocking!

It’s all in how you phrase it!

Dear lord….finish the sentence….STATION, ITS GAS STATION..

I do the same thing when I am driving on the turnpike and I go around a slow-moving tanker truck.

giggle….

He’s always burning rubber.

The downside of driving an electric car is that it’s an electric car! You are trailing a power-cord. You might not see it, but it’s there. My journeys are often in excess of 500 miles per day and electric cars are far from useful to me.

Reminds me of that diner with gas pumps in front with a sign that said, “EAT HERE AND GET GAS”.

It’s lovely not having to go to a gas station on cold miserable days. Just plug in the car in the garage. And with our solar panels, it’s cheap too.

I’ll have to remember that one.

If she’s going to post that you’re passing gas, don’t make a liar out of her, do it! Just pull the covers up over her head first.