Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 02, 2019

Caddyshack. Baby Ruth.

Meh, it’s when it turns blue that you have issues.

Urine big trouble now.

I am very sensitive to cyanogen chloride, the toxic gas that occurs when chlorine and urine react with each other. I’ve never smelled or felt a swimming pool that hasn’t been peed in.

Well, those swim trunks are ruined.

I’ll bet Ted is really pissed off about her putting those lemon drops in his swim trunks!

EVERYBODY OUTTA DA POOL….

Hey, Ted’s making lemonade.

We already have a “P” in our Pool. We don’t need yours.

his troubles aren’t melting like lemon drops…

I went to the pool the other day, and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loudly, I almost fell in the pool!

Soooo… the yellow water in the pool tastes lemony?

Right up there with dropping an Oh Henry! bar in the pool. (scene from Fast Times at Ridgemont High?)

Clever idea. Dried food coloring in your kids swim trucks….AFV?

One problem: Pool water doesn’t turn yellow with real pee.

LMAO

I too, am LMAO…

Now, that’s funny!

Very funny and creative today!

Public pools are giant toilets