Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 29, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    Eight different puns – Mark, you madman! You only missed GoldiLox and the Three Bagels.

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    SHIVA  about 5 years ago

    Ah, decisions decisions!!

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    Mountain Meg  about 5 years ago

    That’s a lot of choices. I don’t know witch I should have.

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    Mountain Meg  about 5 years ago

    Maybe it’s retaliation for the “sandwitch”.

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    jpayne4040  about 5 years ago

    When you can’t decide you get them all.

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    Stevefk  about 5 years ago

    And they’re all organic and gluten free with no added preservatives!

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Looks more like a menu at a flythrough.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 5 years ago

    It’s MN state fair time, feast on the melt-in-your-mouth Tom Thumb donuts.

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    eolan59  about 5 years ago

    She ’s probably upset that the Dairy Queen rumors were false

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    Dear lord! Queeny and her Blackbird pies…Georgie Porggie in Puddin Pie, Old woman in Sole soup! Old Jack Sprats FAT buns….Little Bo Peeps Shepards pie….

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    "It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Be careful. In this hyper-sensitive, uber PC world we live in, the Wiccans are going to take offense at this as being stereotypical.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Very clever! Notice there are no bottled water machines…

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    PoodleGroomer  about 5 years ago

    Shopping at Black Hole Foods.

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Peter Peter Pumpkin Frampton.

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    OK, so you’re green with envy. Remember your New Year’s wart-shrinking diet resolution. No gluten for you!

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    AndrewSihler  about 5 years ago

    I suppose “Broth of a Boy” is in a different case.

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    Darryl Heine  about 5 years ago

    No Pillsbury Doughboy mix?

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Yes-sir-ree-bob-cat-claws-up-your-nose, that is real punny!

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