Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 09, 2019

Witches Be SOOO Loco!

I hear that plastic surgeons in Hollywood use carefully applied water treatments to literally melt the pounds away from their witch clients.

To the right…..a few more steps, yes that’s right….woooosh

Be careful you don’t accidentally cast a spell with those hand movements!

don’t turn your head…virtual great white shark behind you…

I always thought it was disturbing that the wicked witch in Wizard of Oz had NEVER taken a bath or even had a drink of water.

virtual melting

I only swam vertically when my air tank was close to empty. Her equipment must be 1980s technology.

Maybe she rolls around in sand, like a chinchilla?

“Let’s hope it’s not one of those weeks when I have to unleash the flying monkeys, because I WILL.”

— From online

Is that how the dance was born? “Kinda like the monkey, kinda like the twist, pretend you’re in the water and you go like this…”