Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 29, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    AB negative? He’s not your type.

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    Gent  about 5 years ago

    It’s worse for female vampires. Can’t apply makeup using the mirrors, can’t take selfies to post on Instagram….

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    tudza Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Hire a portrait painter.

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    Aussie Down Under  about 5 years ago

    It’s all in the eye of the beholder.

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    Stevefk  about 5 years ago

    I can’t see what she sees in him!

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    J Quest  about 5 years ago

    Vamping for the camera…

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 5 years ago

    And yet in all the recent dramas about them, their romantic life doesn’t suck.

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    DanFlak  about 5 years ago

    Looks like one of my former bosses; his reflection doesn’t show up in a mirror either.

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    Hmmm! Wonder if he likes to fly?

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    jdthird  about 5 years ago

    He must like the online dating, he’s sporting wood…

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    RobinHood  about 5 years ago

    Just like every online dating service, you don’t quite get what you see.

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    D Ob-one B   about 5 years ago

    There should have been a camera suspended in the air by the chair indicating that he took a pic in front of a mirror !

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    Indianapolis Smith  about 5 years ago

    That looks like Scary Gary in the mirror!

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    Bill The Nuke  about 5 years ago

    Technically it’s only silver-emulsified film or silver-backed mirrors that won’t show a vampire’s image.But the joke’s still good.

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    Some ‘selfie’ cameras use a mirror, some use a prism. What does Congress say?

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    And he’s not wearin’ any clothes.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 5 years ago

    He’s also the chair of a board.

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    Digital Frog  about 5 years ago

    Even this is a better love story than Twilight…

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