Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 10, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    You’ve just fallen for others. Best to leave.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 5 years ago

    A timeless tale, old as the hills.

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    oldpine52  about 5 years ago

    The next thing you know, they’ll be gone with the wind.

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    SHIVA  about 5 years ago

    Mulch anyone??

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    PICTO  about 5 years ago

    I married a pine…they’re green forever.

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    Gent  about 5 years ago

    This just wasn’t an evergreen relationship.

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    Aussie Down Under  about 5 years ago

    So he’s not the only fall guy…..so to speak. To be politically correct they are both fall persons.

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    Stevefk  about 5 years ago

    Boy, they’re really raking up the compliments to each other here! Won’t be long before both of them really get burnt up!

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    Fifty shades of autumn….

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    P51Strega  about 5 years ago

    Chloro & Phil just weren’t the same after the “change”.

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Look at that old photosynthesis.

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Looks like all the chlorophyll has gone out of their marriage.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Looks like May and Paul. They do this every year.

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    paullp Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Message to the leaves: It happens to all of us. But as Dan Fogelberg wrote:

    “Though the bindings crack,

    And the pages start to yellow,

    I’ll be in love with you . . . "

    Longer

    (Our wedding song. 35th anniversary coming up in April.)

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    paullp Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I’m reminded of a chapter of Felix Salten’s Bambi (original 1929 book, pre-Disney), in which we are allowed to eavesdrop on the conversation of the last two leaves on a tree, in late autumn, as they contemplate the end of their lives. Lovely piece of writing.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Honey, I am turning over a new leaf, or rather – I am leaving you for one.

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    tinstar  about 5 years ago

    It appears they’re both pretty steamed, because you can see the veins in the heads.

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