Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 14, 2020

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    What happens in Venus, stays in Venus.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    They’ve got the air at least.

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    SHIVA  almost 5 years ago

    You’ll soon experience a draining sensation!!

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    Well, the other choice of the Lakeview place of Mr. Bribbitt sounded too suspicious!

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    LOL! Not quite as advertised, I bet.

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    jbrobo Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The walls are closing in on us.

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    donwalter  almost 5 years ago

    Women are IN Venus…

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    J Quest  almost 5 years ago

    It’s actually an AirBfB (bugs for breakfast)

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    RobinHood  almost 5 years ago

    So baby if you’ve ever wondered

    Wondered, whatever became of me

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Your doubts are not unfounded….

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    BearsDown Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Everything is sticky. Don’t they ever clean?

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    betseytacy  almost 5 years ago

    They ARE the breakfast!!!

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    stamps  almost 5 years ago

    Depends on who’s having breakfast here.

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    swanridge  almost 5 years ago

    But it is all natural and organic!

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    StephenRice  almost 5 years ago

    Just a tourist trap.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Yes, Mr. Watson, this obviously depicts the real reason Venus de Milo’s arms were removed.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Well, it said something about he owner having us for dinner on the first evening so I’m going to wait for that ….

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 5 years ago

    In all the years I’ve spent roaming Carolina’s pocosins, not once have I seen the Venus flytrap in the wild. So consider yourselves guests of honor.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    They advertised that insects could dine for free. They neglected to say that Venus dines on them for a fee.

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    stevenxfiles  almost 3 years ago

    Definitely not vegan

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