I had a truck – a beat-up old Ford Bronco II. It belonged to my dog. I was NOT allowed to drive the truck unless the dog rode shotgun. I used the truck primarily to run errands on the weekend, so the dog did go with me everywhere.
One morning I went out to buy bagels. When I got out, the dog was sitting behind the wheel. I opened the door and said, “Move over, I’m driving. The last time you drove, it wasn’t pretty.” The woman getting into the car next to me lost it.
When I was little, an intoxicated teen lost control of his vehicle going past our house one night, took out the mailbox and landed in our flower bed just feet from the front door. As penance, my father made him help replace the mailbox and repair and replant the flower bed. It was a different day and age.
RAGs over 4 years ago
“Wait, there’s an oil leak, at least I think it’s oil.”
jmworacle over 4 years ago
Ruh-Ro
mddshubby2005 over 4 years ago
“Bad dog, Remy! No heated seats!”
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
Remmy knows how to diversify his accidents!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 4 years ago
Hey… she’s the one who sent him for that crash course at the obedience school.
JeromeBlue Premium Member over 4 years ago
Poor thing. He tries so hard to be a good dog.
Skeptical Meg over 4 years ago
She’s obviously unclear on the concept. Can someone explain to her what it means when your dog gets a license?
Stevefk over 4 years ago
Spray on carpet cleaner will be of little help to clean up this mess.
Lady loves a joke over 4 years ago
He had been drinking at the local watering bowl.
katzenbooks45 over 4 years ago
No biscuit for you!
dflak over 4 years ago
I had a truck – a beat-up old Ford Bronco II. It belonged to my dog. I was NOT allowed to drive the truck unless the dog rode shotgun. I used the truck primarily to run errands on the weekend, so the dog did go with me everywhere.
One morning I went out to buy bagels. When I got out, the dog was sitting behind the wheel. I opened the door and said, “Move over, I’m driving. The last time you drove, it wasn’t pretty.” The woman getting into the car next to me lost it.
BearsDown Premium Member over 4 years ago
Was he named after the cognac?
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 4 years ago
“Scoopy Poo” services can’t help with that.
wes tnt over 4 years ago
you’ve really got to hide those keys better!!!
TurbosDad over 4 years ago
I can’t stress this enough: Dogs should not be allowed to drive…
zeexenon over 4 years ago
This one stinks too - better get him a self driving car and toilet.
Stephen Gilberg over 4 years ago
Once in early “Close to Home,” someone had driven through a house wall and smilingly said, “You know, they say 80% of all accidents happen at home.”
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 4 years ago
LMAO!
Andrew Sleeth over 4 years ago
When I was little, an intoxicated teen lost control of his vehicle going past our house one night, took out the mailbox and landed in our flower bed just feet from the front door. As penance, my father made him help replace the mailbox and repair and replant the flower bed. It was a different day and age.
stevenxfiles almost 3 years ago
Bad Remmy! Actually that’s a great name for a dog.