Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 18, 2020

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    RAGs  over 4 years ago

    “Wait, there’s an oil leak, at least I think it’s oil.”

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    jmworacle  over 4 years ago

    Ruh-Ro

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    “Bad dog, Remy! No heated seats!”

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    Remmy knows how to diversify his accidents!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Hey… she’s the one who sent him for that crash course at the obedience school.

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    JeromeBlue Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Poor thing. He tries so hard to be a good dog.

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    Skeptical Meg  over 4 years ago

    She’s obviously unclear on the concept. Can someone explain to her what it means when your dog gets a license?

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    Stevefk  over 4 years ago

    Spray on carpet cleaner will be of little help to clean up this mess.

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    Lady loves a joke  over 4 years ago

    He had been drinking at the local watering bowl.

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    katzenbooks45  over 4 years ago

    No biscuit for you!

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    dflak  over 4 years ago

    I had a truck – a beat-up old Ford Bronco II. It belonged to my dog. I was NOT allowed to drive the truck unless the dog rode shotgun. I used the truck primarily to run errands on the weekend, so the dog did go with me everywhere.

    One morning I went out to buy bagels. When I got out, the dog was sitting behind the wheel. I opened the door and said, “Move over, I’m driving. The last time you drove, it wasn’t pretty.” The woman getting into the car next to me lost it.

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    BearsDown Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Was he named after the cognac?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 4 years ago

    “Scoopy Poo” services can’t help with that.

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    wes tnt  over 4 years ago

    you’ve really got to hide those keys better!!!

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    TurbosDad  over 4 years ago

    I can’t stress this enough: Dogs should not be allowed to drive…

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    This one stinks too - better get him a self driving car and toilet.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 4 years ago

    Once in early “Close to Home,” someone had driven through a house wall and smilingly said, “You know, they say 80% of all accidents happen at home.”

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 4 years ago

    LMAO!

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 4 years ago

    When I was little, an intoxicated teen lost control of his vehicle going past our house one night, took out the mailbox and landed in our flower bed just feet from the front door. As penance, my father made him help replace the mailbox and repair and replant the flower bed. It was a different day and age.

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    stevenxfiles  almost 3 years ago

    Bad Remmy! Actually that’s a great name for a dog.

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