Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 14, 2020

My WFH coworker steals my jewelry. The worst is when he tries to take my earrings.

Isn’t that the same guy who’s always sleeping on the job?

THe worse thing is that you know who done it and still there isn’t anything you can do about it.

I usually brown bag my lunch. So, that is one change in the routine. I now can prepare a better lunch and I do not have to fight a line of coworkers for the microwave.

Woof!

I will take all those work at home problems over the hour long commute each way…on a good day.

Yoink!

Even at home separate offices can help.

Try 2 German Shepherd Dogs who can reach right over the table and who bark at every leaf that moves.

Some call that a breach of crust.

LOL, and I’ll bet it had his name on it too!

it might be the theme till he runs out of ideas, or the covid 19 ends…

I’m retired, don’t have these problems.

I’ll be celebrating my 20th retirement anniversary in a couple months, but I remember: Store my lunch in the break room refrigerator? NEVER!!

That is not a coworker, its the boss!

Make your sandwiches with Carolina Reapers. That should stop it and point out who the thief is.