Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 06, 2020

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    One thing’s for sure – if it was Saturday or Sunday, everyone would know it.

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    RAGs  over 4 years ago

    I’m retired, the only difference in days for me is what time the paper is delivered (and hour and a half later on weekends). Yes, I do have the paper delivered, I like doing the puzzles the old fashioned way. I also write (poetry and prose) the old fashioned way, I like the tactile feel of paper and pencil.

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    tudza Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Every device shown has a calendar function.

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    blunebottle  over 4 years ago

    Yep, ran into that yesterday, when I went to do my diary. Missed filling in Sunday.

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    Skeptical Meg  over 4 years ago

    It doesn’t matter. It’s “skirt optional” day.

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    As long as it’s dress down day!

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    Pet  over 4 years ago

    Haven’t a clue what day it is and don’t really care.

    We just call every day Shnozday. 8D

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    clayusmcret Premium Member over 4 years ago

    It’s always Friday when you work from home.

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    scote1379 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Does not matter time to go fishing!

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    Nuliajuk  over 4 years ago

    ♫ I want to know what day it is… I want you to tell me… ♫

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH4TVYT1OYQ

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    Mary Sullivan Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Everyone is acting like they are retired!

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    j.l.farmer  over 4 years ago

    before all this craziness started i was having trouble remembering what day it was back then due to being retired. know i have 2 excuses.

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    Barnabus Blackoak  over 4 years ago

    all wrong, its Wednesday

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    Lightpainter  over 4 years ago

    What day is it? Just another day avoiding the virus.

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    You’re all wrong, it’s Saturday. But then everyday is Saturday when you’re retired. Neener, neener.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Hey, I never know what day it is, even when I’m in the office. I’m just waiting for the day that I show up on the weekend or forget to come in during the work week. It WILL happen someday; I guarantee it.

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    This retiree must access his wristwatch a couple of times a month. I do wish M.S. added the day, date, and year to the time on the lower right.

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    who cares what day it is…?

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