Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 03, 2020

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 4 years ago

    You don’t want to know what makes him who he is.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Now that’s funny!

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago

    TMI

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    Stevefk  over 4 years ago

    Turns out he wasn’t quite the wiener he thought he was.

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    Qiset  over 4 years ago

    He really didn’t want to know. Same with making a law.

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    Aussie Down Under  over 4 years ago

    In Australia we have numerous slang terms that describe the contents of sausages….including mystery bags. On this basis I can understand his/her aghast at reading the results.

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    donwalter  over 4 years ago

    …made from lips and WHAT?…

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    BearsDown Premium Member over 4 years ago

    So much for “All Beef”.

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    Darryl Heine  over 4 years ago

    No hot dogs for the Fourth of July…

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    J Quest  over 4 years ago

    Frank-n-furter…

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    paul  over 4 years ago

    lips, anuses, and teats!

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    Don’t ask questions you don’t want to know the answer to!

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    enigmamz  over 4 years ago

    “I can’t even pronounce some of these names/ingredients!”

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    JimValTen Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I agree with Charliegirl. Now that’s funny!!

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    TurbosDad  over 4 years ago

    “If you like laws and sausages, you should never watch either be made.” Otto von Bismarck

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    GreenT267  over 4 years ago

    I’ve often been amazed that everyone’s genealogy seems to have at least one very famous figure in it.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 4 years ago

    Red Angus isn’t so bad.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    There’s some things that should remain highly secretive

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    PO' DAWG  over 4 years ago

    Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest, what could be more American.

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    AndrewSihler  over 4 years ago

    You never want to stir the seaweed. (In actual fact, most people romanticize their ancestry, e.g. “had to move to the American colonies because of [name of crime]”.)

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “Oh, what a tangled web of DNA we weave when franks we first deign to conceive.”

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    How do you think they feel.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member over 4 years ago

    A lot of horse meat, er, thieves in his past.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Ladies and gentlemen, we have a weiner!

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