Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 14, 2020

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    Imagine  almost 4 years ago

    I get the feeling Mark hasn’t gotten out much the past few months.

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 4 years ago

    Looks like the cat is ahead (sic) of the game.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    “It rolls around! It moves away. I must get it! I must kill it! I must!

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Stop making toys for a minute and do your dishes!

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    backyardcowboy  almost 4 years ago

    Just put an empty box on the floor and the cat will be out of your hair.

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    backyardcowboy  almost 4 years ago

    Hey, Dave!! Writer’s Block: a cat sitting on your keyboard.

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    Everything in the world is a cat toy anyway.

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    mikeyman  almost 4 years ago

    Cat got your tongue?

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    dflak  almost 4 years ago

    I have two dogs. One is neurotic and will run away from anything new. The other is overly curious. She has to supervise everything. She literally has her nose in whatever business you are trying to do as if to say, “Whatcha do-in?”

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    EmmettWayne  almost 4 years ago

    I never thought elves had houses. I always imagined them living in military style barracks.

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    Darryl Heine  almost 4 years ago

    He doesn’t like to make toys!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    Parts N Pieces….

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    Mary Sullivan Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    definitely.

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    Doctor Toon  almost 4 years ago

    My wife has been doing craft projects for Christmas

    4 cats here, same problem

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 4 years ago

    Move to the attic, start over from scratch.

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    Altar_Ego  almost 4 years ago

    One of my all time favorite Christmas Comics (warning: adult humor) https://www.gocomics.com/the-bent-pinky/2018/12/03

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      almost 4 years ago

    I can so relate to this.

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