Off the Mark

Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 26, 2020

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    PaulAbbott2  almost 4 years ago

    Where would he go on December 23rd?. I would have thought he was too busy to even run to the store. Maybe one of those pesky elves was joyriding?

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    Charliegirl Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    What kind of mileage did he get on each of those trips?

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    Ho ho ho!

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    Darryl Heine  almost 4 years ago

    Results…

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    backyardcowboy  almost 4 years ago

    I wonder how much fertilizer those reindeer drop on Christmas eve?

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    jango  almost 4 years ago

    Maybe Santa is submitting his expense report. At 55 cents per mile he should have enough replenishment to start the new year!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 4 years ago

    It is “off the mark” … most deliveries are between midnight and 5AM on the 25th.

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    thejanith Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    And now for some much-needed rest.

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    Stocky One  almost 4 years ago

    This suggests a circumnavigation of the earth of almost 5000 times. Santa really needs to find a more efficient route!

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    sobrown51  almost 4 years ago

    Apparently Santa does it all before midnight. He must work the time zones pretty good too.

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    spaced man spliff  almost 4 years ago

    Where do his reindeer gas up? I wanna buy their 100 shares of their stock.

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    backyardcowboy  almost 4 years ago

    I wonder if Santa’s sleigh has Onstar?

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