A person I knew wore glasses. As a little girl, she asked her mom why she had to wear glasses. Her mom said, “We’re from Venus and we had four eyes. When we got to earth we had an operation to remove two of our eyes in order to look like everybody else. I said, ‘well, it’s a good thing you didn’t have all four eyes removed…cuz then you’d be a Vensian blind!”
Scorpio Premium Member over 3 years ago
On the left we have what happens to some people when Facebook goes down.
fullmoondeb Premium Member over 3 years ago
He only has eyes for her.
Lightpainter over 3 years ago
What is her excuse? She broke a nail and is horrified?
tudza Premium Member over 3 years ago
Hey mister, eyes up here.
Doug K over 3 years ago
Try to blend in. Try to blend in. Maybe he’ll think I’m one of them.
PaulAbbott2 over 3 years ago
Four Eyes meets No Eyes and the eyes have it
ACK! Premium Member over 3 years ago
Blind date.
Darryl Heine over 3 years ago
Real and zombie at the same time?
Ubintold over 3 years ago
I bet she has gas.
SkyFisher over 3 years ago
“My glasses! I can’t see without my glasses!”
HunterIsACriminal over 3 years ago
She is blinded by the thought of finding something glittery to spend her husband’s money on; he is confused that she has no brain for him to eat.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 3 years ago
He forgot where he put his eyes, and can’t see to look for them until he finds them.
PaulGoes over 3 years ago
He’s keeping an eye (or two) out for her
PPMKS over 3 years ago
A person I knew wore glasses. As a little girl, she asked her mom why she had to wear glasses. Her mom said, “We’re from Venus and we had four eyes. When we got to earth we had an operation to remove two of our eyes in order to look like everybody else. I said, ‘well, it’s a good thing you didn’t have all four eyes removed…cuz then you’d be a Vensian blind!”