Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 04, 2021

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 3 years ago

    He’s pretentious on porpoise!

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    P51Strega  about 3 years ago

    But she’s a doll- fins like an angel’s wings.

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    Gent  about 3 years ago

    Eh, big deal. It just going to taste salty in seawater.

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    Doug K  about 3 years ago

    She thinks he’s been at sea a little too long.

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago

    That’s a fairly high brow she has.

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    backyardcowboy  about 3 years ago

    Not to be confused with his cousin, the Brown Nose(ing) Dolphin.

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    backyardcowboy  about 3 years ago

    Hey, Mark!! How about a skunk working in a restaurant as a Sommelier?

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    Zebrastripes  about 3 years ago

    Just shut up and pour, Shakespeare!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 3 years ago

    She’s ready to swim south of the bordeaux.

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    mpolo11 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    No notes of sea cucumber?

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    oakie817  about 3 years ago

    quit your whining

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    mistercatworks  about 3 years ago

    Often includes a “Rudolph” red nose. (Gerard Depardieu comes to mind.)

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