Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 18, 2021

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    Scorpio Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    And it works just as well as if a human tried it.

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    RAGs  almost 3 years ago

    A still popular position…

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    31endleton  almost 3 years ago

    ’cept mistletoe berries are white not red…

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    zekepotato  almost 3 years ago

    FYI – mistletoe had been the state flower of Oklahoma. It recently was replaced by the Oklahoma Rose.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    KISS OFF!!!

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    Charliegirl Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    That’ll get you slapped!

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    It’s always Merry Kissmas under mistletoes.

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    Dobber Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    They look like celery with cherries in their hair.

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    mrsdonaldson  almost 3 years ago

    There’s a Hallmark Christmas movie from a few years ago and they’re using holly and calling it mistletoe. We can accept the red berries but not the leaves. It was definitely holly leaves!

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    davanden  almost 3 years ago

    I’m reminded of what Dorothy Parker said about martinis.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Slick, @MarkParisi. After all, mistletoe has to reproduce, too. Gotta start somewhere.

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    schaefer jim  almost 3 years ago

    That crap did not work for me. Ba humbug!

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    mistercatworks  almost 3 years ago

    Berries would mean female. I’m just saying.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    That’s a little bold if you ask me.

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    TIMH  almost 3 years ago

    The great thing about kissing under the mistletoe is that it can lead to sex beside the Christmas tree.

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    otforever  almost 3 years ago

    He managed to get her in the cross hairs once he stated her position.

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