Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 11, 2022

At the next table over there is a buffalo wing and a jalapeno which just finished a big meal.

How long have you been wrapped in a slice of bacon with a stick stuck in your head ?

Bacon wrapped water chestnuts are the bomb. Waste of toothpicks, but the bomb nonetheless.

Apps = appetizers. OK. Got it. Took me a while.

He must be from Wisconsin.

Face it, she is nacho type.

I’d say its a fishy cartoon, but the wine is red.

“How long have you been smoking, bacon, dear?”

Nacho problem buddy

what is the app covered in cheese?

I like McDonalds double green chile cheeseburgers — without the cheese since I am allergic to cheese. Green chile is one of rare “apps” that is healthy and delicious.

Nacho, you are needed at table 8.

“Apps” is a shortened version of appetizers?

Should have shown dates. I once picked up a package of dates and found New Years in there.

no idea

that is nacho business mr filet.

Re: the old nacho joke, referenced many times here alread…

What do you call bread that you forgot?

Focaccia bread.

“On top of spaghetti, all covered in cheese,

I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed."