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Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 03, 2022

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    TStyle78  over 2 years ago

    Hammer Tail or Hammer Fin?

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    MichaelAxelFleming  over 2 years ago

    Hammerass.

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    enigmamz  over 2 years ago

    For those who don’t get it, or refuse to get it, Hammerbutt. Or Hammerass.

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    Brian G Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I have considered all of the possibilities and find none of them to be amusing.

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    amethyst52 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Hammer toes?

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    Bill The Nuke  over 2 years ago

    Could have been butt-head!

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    Imagine  over 2 years ago

    Somebody got hammered last night.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The gangster of love? Maurice?

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    P51Strega  over 2 years ago

    Well that’s a fluke.

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    PaulAbbott2  over 2 years ago

    Amos? Chauncey? Mitch?

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    Potamus  over 2 years ago

    Splits Footless

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    BearsDown Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Sledge?

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    backyardcowboy  over 2 years ago

    Just another pain in the A**.

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    BadCreaturesBecomeDems  over 2 years ago

    Kamila Harris? Donald Trump? Little John? Pussy Galore? Well, he said, “guess”!

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    oakie817  over 2 years ago

    george

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    DebUSNRet  over 2 years ago

    I got hammer toes…does that count?

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    Kaputnik  over 2 years ago

    They’re both better than being a hammer sandwich.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    An expected mutant from an ill-advised cross mating.

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    santa72404  over 2 years ago

    Hammeroids?

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    Alverant  over 2 years ago

    They call you hammerhead too because your face looks like your …. tail.

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    wotclaw  over 2 years ago

    Stop! Hammertail!

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Gives a new meaning to haul ass, dumbass, jackass, dragging ass

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    tlmatcsc  over 2 years ago

    Bob. They call me Bob.

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    spaced man spliff  over 2 years ago

    He could hang out by himself, then he’d be a lone shark

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    gopher gofer  over 2 years ago

    i can’t make heads or tails of this one…

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    Chris Sherlock  over 2 years ago

    Jack.

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