Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 29, 2022

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    n4hhe  about 2 years ago

    Is true you sink as you get older.

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    SHIVA  about 2 years ago

    Strange, even though you carry more gas!!!

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    uniquename  about 2 years ago

    What a deflating thought.

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    rekam Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I used to be close to 5’3" now at 85 I’m 5’.

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    backyardcowboy  about 2 years ago

    That’s what farting does for you.

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    blackman2732  about 2 years ago

    The older you get, the more gas escapes from you. It’s inevitable.

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    Pickled Pete  about 2 years ago

    That, and being in cold water.

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Sorry but most of the older people I know have more hot air than they used to, not less.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    I can vouch for that! I lost more than 2" ! ☹️☹️☹️

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    ʲᔆ  about 2 years ago

    Well, that’ll put the wind up ya

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    otforever  about 2 years ago

    Will you still love me after shrinkage?

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    tee929  about 2 years ago

    They were stringing her on all this time…..

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