Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 07, 2023

  1. Jsflaky
    ʲᔆ  almost 2 years ago

    It’s Pinhead from Hellraiser!

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  almost 2 years ago

    And the ringing sound in my ear – I wonder if it’s rin-tin-pinitus or only ZZ Top:

    I’m a pincushion, gotta face the facts

    I’m just a pincushion, and it’s no fun if ya ask…

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    It probably smells really nice though.

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    One of the 12 monkeys  almost 2 years ago

    His new nickname is Spike

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    backyardcowboy  almost 2 years ago

    Cheaper than paying for acupuncture. (But they’ll probably prescribe it to treat his condition)

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    Stocky One  almost 2 years ago
    Before I read the caption, I figured his wife was needling him again.
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    Darryl Heine  almost 2 years ago

    Or jumping on a porcupine.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Common sense has left the building…

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    ComicLover2 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    A visit to the acupuncturist?

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    ladykat  almost 2 years ago

    No, it wouldn’t be.

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    stamps  almost 2 years ago

    Hmm, he ought to be good at finding the needle in a haystack.

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    EMGULS79  almost 2 years ago

    Next time try cactus thorns!

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    Jeff0811  almost 2 years ago

    “Nobody knows the needles I’ve been through, nobody knows the pine.”

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    cuzinron47  almost 2 years ago

    Especially when they are more needles than pine.

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    BigBoy  almost 2 years ago

    I live in the pine

    So I’m inclined to opine

    They’re sticky but fine

    I just load ‘‘em up, don’t whine

    To the dump go mine

    To da dump

    To da dump

    To da dump dump dump

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    David Rickard Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Your first mistake was not holding a wet sucker. There’s no point jumping in a pile of leaves/needles without a wet sucker.

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    spaced man spliff  almost 2 years ago

    Tossing out the Xmas tree?

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    Daeder  almost 2 years ago

    He looks excited. . . all pines and needles!

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