Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 20, 2025

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    ʲᔆ  about 9 hours ago

    bet’cha it’s a wet dream too

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    noktar Premium Member about 7 hours ago

    I remembered my first child

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    Gent  about 5 hours ago

    Dreams big kid. Dreams for the olympics.

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    Jody H. Premium Member about 1 hour ago

    We have one unique toddler whose dreams are coming true today.

    In observance of the toddler traitor being inaugurated today, I give you “The Toddler’s Creed”:

    If I want it,

    IT’S MINE!

    If it’s in my hand, it’s mine

    If I give it to you and change my mind later,

    IT’S MINE!

    If I can take it away from you,

    IT’S MINE!

    If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine

    If it’s mine it will never belong to anybody else,

    No matter what.

    If we are building something together,All the pieces are mine!

    If it’s mine, it must never appearto be yours in any way

    If it looks just like mine,

    IT’S MINE!

    If I think it’s mine, it’s mine

    If it breaks or needs putting away,

    IT’S YOURS!

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    rick92040  35 minutes ago

    This one is On the mark.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  25 minutes ago

    In his other dream, he wins the food throwing-up competition.

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