Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 20, 2025

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    ʲᔆ  about 1 month ago

    bet’cha it’s a wet dream too

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    noktar Premium Member about 1 month ago

    I remembered my first child

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    Gent  about 1 month ago

    Dreams big kid. Dreams for the olympics.

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    Jody H. Premium Member about 1 month ago

    We have one unique toddler whose dreams are coming true today.

    In observance of the toddler traitor being inaugurated today, I give you “The Toddler’s Creed”:

    If I want it,

    IT’S MINE!

    If it’s in my hand, it’s mine

    If I give it to you and change my mind later,

    IT’S MINE!

    If I can take it away from you,

    IT’S MINE!

    If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine

    If it’s mine it will never belong to anybody else,

    No matter what.

    If we are building something together,All the pieces are mine!

    If it’s mine, it must never appearto be yours in any way

    If it looks just like mine,

    IT’S MINE!

    If I think it’s mine, it’s mine

    If it breaks or needs putting away,

    IT’S YOURS!

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    rick92040  about 1 month ago

    This one is On the mark.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 month ago

    In his other dream, he wins the food throwing-up competition.

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    anomalous4  about 1 month ago

    I just about can’t handle “used food” or foody messes of any kind from kids; even photos of foody-messy babies gross me out. I was SOOOOO glad my son was a neat eater! Right from the start, he wanted NOTHING to do with mushy baby food. I used to make meat sandwiches with thin-sliced bread & cut them up into little squares he could pick up & eat. He wouldn’t touch cut-up bananas because they were slimy, but if I split the banana with my thumb & broke the resulting strips into little pieces, he’d scarf them right down! He suddenly weaned himself straight to grown-up food at 10 months, & on his 1st birthday he stuck one finger in the frosting on his cake & HAD A FIT!!! I had to scrape the frosting off his piece & just give him the cake part. Good times…

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    Moonkey Premium Member about 1 month ago

    My daughter had an Arm. She could really make the distance – to the walls, the window, chairs, me and sometimes the dogs and cats who were amused. I had more food in my hair in two years than in the entire rest of my life. Some place I have a picture of her with a bowl of spaghetti on top of her head. She dumped it right up there, and it was all dripping down and she was having a great time. Our dog did clean up while I administered a bath to the child.

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 month ago

    Kids start younger these days about what they want to do when they’re out in the world…

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 1 month ago

    So cute! ❤️

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    dbrucepm  about 1 month ago

    sweet dreams of throwing peas

    who am I to disagree

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