Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 01, 2025

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 1 month ago

    You won’t be getting any reboot-y.

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    MeanBob Premium Member about 1 month ago

    At least they’re practicing safe text.

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    Gent  about 1 month ago

    No big deal. What you really needs is surge protector.

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    Imagine  about 1 month ago

    Oh no! There will be more iPad minis!

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 1 month ago

    That bytes!

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    The Reader Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Too late now! Better change the sheets.

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    ʲᔆ  about 1 month ago

    ain’t got no APP fo dat

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    goboboyd  about 1 month ago

    Pinch to zoom.

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    bobtoledo Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Obviously not a Boy Scout; unprepared…

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    No protection, no nooky! Read that book you’ve got in you.

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    sobrown51  about 1 month ago

    It does suggest a somewhat different meaning to the phrase "any old port in a storm’.

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    jango  about 1 month ago

    USB kidding me

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Programmers know that computer viruses can be spread by unprotected hex.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 83d506]  about 1 month ago

    Best not risk it! You could have an unexpected iPad mini!

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    cactusbob333  about 1 month ago

    No rubber, no rub her.

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    SpammersAreScum  about 1 month ago

    I had to check: Yes, Barnes & Noble still sells Nook e-readers.

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 month ago

    Oh this is serious business….

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    My wife calls those screen protectors that come with the device from the factory that you pull off when you take it out of the box “screen condoms.”

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 month ago

    Hope they don’t lose the mobil hotspot.

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    wildlandwaters  about 1 month ago

    so that’s how they make new cell phones!

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    ʲᔆ  about 1 month ago

    guess he’ll have to find a jack, off somewhere else

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    Ron Bauerle  about 1 month ago

    Have fun explaining this one to the kids…

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    Rick Smith Premium Member about 1 month ago

    I guess she may have an app installed now.

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