Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 10, 2025

Life hasn’t crushed him under its foot.

He needs to be pressed until he wines.

Hey, that’s one of the Fruit of the Loom guy. She’s just trying to get in his shorts

He’s not gone through fermentation yet.

Which one’s Sonya? :X

There are some famous cases of women dating younger men. For example, Mary Queen of Scots was five years old when she was betrothed to the future Francis II of France, who was four years old at the time. They were married when she was 15 and he was 14.

She may get accused of statutory grape!

It was ferment to be…

Wait, what do bottles of wine drink?

Drink Up! … and, wine not only combats bullsh*t, but has properties that helps fight heart disease, type II diabetes and some cancers

He’s her main squeeze.

And don’t drink and drive!

Her boyfriend has a red cap… hope she knows what she’s doing!

This is just grape.

He Concord her heart.

She has grape expectations.

A little juicy gossip.

Looked at another way, he’s robbing the grape.

Looks like a case of statutory grape.

His name is Monsieur Beaujolais Nouveau and he should be of age in mid to late November.

He came, he saw, he Concord.

He doesn’t look old enough to be at a party where alcohol is served.