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When my son wanted a motorcycle, I explained to him that I would slash his tires every night as long as he had it, and if that didn’t work, I knew people with pickups to load it and garages to hide it in. I worked in an emergency room long enough to know that a motorcycle is a really bad idea, and most of the time it was a car driver’s fault, which in no way mitigates the damage to the guy on the motorcycle.
When my son wanted a motorcycle, I explained to him that I would slash his tires every night as long as he had it, and if that didn’t work, I knew people with pickups to load it and garages to hide it in. I worked in an emergency room long enough to know that a motorcycle is a really bad idea, and most of the time it was a car driver’s fault, which in no way mitigates the damage to the guy on the motorcycle.