From NOT ALWAYS RIGHT: Boomer Marriage Humor Comes With A Booming Voice
I’m busy stocking shelves when I notice a customer behind me browsing.
Me: “Oh, hello, sir. Can I help you?”
Customer: “No, thanks. I’m just looking.”
Then, a voice from across the store calls.
Voice: “FRAAAANK!
Customer: “But I can help you. Never get married.”
And then he was gone.
2nd one: When There’s Fire, But Not In The Marriage
The fire alarm has gone off in the mall where our store is located. We usher the few customers in our store outside so we can all head outside.
Me: “Excuse me, sir, we have to evacuate due to the fire alarm.”
Customer: “But I’m still shopping.”
Me: “You can continue shopping if it’s a false alarm and we can reopen, but we all need to leave right now.”
Customer: “I need to get a present for my wife! It’s our anniversary tonight!”
Me: “Sir, I am sure your wife would rather have you alive than have a gift.”
Customer: “…You haven’t met my wife.”
Not my stories.
Don’t do it, Claire.
No wonder guys are so confused as to how to proceed in relationships.
I suspect Paul might think it’s a great idea.
Yakety Sax about 1 year ago
From NOT ALWAYS RIGHT: Boomer Marriage Humor Comes With A Booming Voice
I’m busy stocking shelves when I notice a customer behind me browsing.
Me: “Oh, hello, sir. Can I help you?”
Customer: “No, thanks. I’m just looking.”
Then, a voice from across the store calls.
Voice: “FRAAAANK!
Customer: “But I can help you. Never get married.”
And then he was gone.
2nd one: When There’s Fire, But Not In The Marriage
The fire alarm has gone off in the mall where our store is located. We usher the few customers in our store outside so we can all head outside.
Me: “Excuse me, sir, we have to evacuate due to the fire alarm.”
Customer: “But I’m still shopping.”
Me: “You can continue shopping if it’s a false alarm and we can reopen, but we all need to leave right now.”
Customer: “I need to get a present for my wife! It’s our anniversary tonight!”
Me: “Sir, I am sure your wife would rather have you alive than have a gift.”
Customer: “…You haven’t met my wife.”
Not my stories.
ladykat Premium Member about 1 year ago
Don’t do it, Claire.
RadioDial Premium Member about 1 year ago
No wonder guys are so confused as to how to proceed in relationships.
ChattyFran about 1 year ago
I suspect Paul might think it’s a great idea.