One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for August 17, 2012

Ruthie’s story sounds like a doozy!

Title for the biography of one of my ex’s.

Maybe she can get Ms. Avis to provide some inside dope.

The biography of Lindsay Lohan..

But let’s face it: if it didn’t already have a not-family-friendly meaning, The Boozy Floozy would be an awesome title for a children’s book. Kudos, Ruthie!

Soon to be joined on the bookshelf by: The Drunk Skunk, The Crocked Flock, and (my personal favorite) The Tipsy Gypsy.

Well. Just so happens grandpa has a story to go with your title.

The Boozy Floozy is named Susie?

Ruthie is gonna have a big story.

If Gramps were deployed Overseas during WWII, he could be Ruthie’s Great, Great Grandfather.He would have been at least 18, and no older than 55, in 1945.A father between 1910 and 1960.A grandfather between 1930 and 1990.A great grandfather between 1950 and present.A great, great grandfather between 1970 and present.Even a great, great, great grandfather between 1990 and present.

My Father served in both The European and Pacific Theaters during WWII.My sister, (born 1950) is a great grandmother.

The Boozy Floozy sounds like the lady in today’s Herman comic.

The Boozy had a floozy.