Guy in gas station rest room: “Hey! You have any toilet paper?”
Attendant: “No”.
Guy: “Any magazines out there?”
Guy: “Any newspapers out there?”
Attendant; “No”.
Long Silence.
Guy: “Got five ones for a five?”
Guy in gas station rest room: “Hey! You have any toilet paper?”
Attendant: “No”.
Guy: “Any magazines out there?”
Attendant: “No”.
Guy: “Any newspapers out there?”
Attendant; “No”.
Long Silence.
Guy: “Got five ones for a five?”