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She was standing on top of a pizza crust.. And as I walked toward her, she hissed at me.. And her sharp little fangs just glistened in the moonlight! They never get tired of the how mommy and daddy met story. Well, it was pretty darned romantic, sweetie.
Once upon a midnight lousy,I came upon a pretty mousey.Her shiny eyes were black and beadyMaking my heart and soul feel needy.I knew she was the mouse for meSo I sank down to one knee.But as reward she gave me a slap,So I didn’t tell her about that trap…..