Overboard by Chip Dunham for December 29, 2015

Steel? Clubs are made from Titanium now days, Boy you can tell Chip doesn’t play golf!

The caddy shack imitational

Good morning, Crew!

Clubs still have steel shafts

Ahhh, welcome to the club. You’re going to be T’d off when you realize how Henry plays. I see rough times ahead for the new guy.

Good Morning Crew.Henry, you’re down to 4 clubs. Time to invest in some Floatation Devices !Have a GREAT DAY MATIE’S

How come the golf clubs look like nails?

Carlin on golf:

Good morning crew!

I haven’t played golf for about twenty years, but older clubs almost always had steel shafts, though some had graphite shafts. Even older clubs, of course, had hickory shafts, and I used to have one or two of those from my grandparents.

“How come the golf clubs look like nails?” For the same reason Santa’s reindeer looked like golden labs with spikes sticking out of their heads…it’s called ‘creative drawing’. :D

I’m REALLY trying very hard to not be “grammar police”’but if you are going to quote someone, please get their name right.It’s Samuel Langhorne Clemens.

Given that Santa only left him one new club, it’s probably a putter and will be lucky to still be around by the Masters.

Auntie got new knees…titanium, CEMENTED IN!

MadHat………….“Someone” is singular not calling for “their”……………

Wow—tough crowd. Guess it’s no wonder golf is a four-letter word …

Good Evening, Crew.

Good evening Crew!