Overboard by Chip Dunham for May 19, 2016

Ticketmaster people should all be lynched.

Good work, Nate!

Good Morning Crew,I’ve been on a whale watch, a dolphin watch, a Sasquatch watch, and a UFO watch but this is the “The Greatest Show On Earth” and the hottest ticket in town !Have a GREAT DAY MATIE’S

Given the popularity of those additional charges, he was shown the emergency exit.

Good morning, Crew!

You gotta just love this strip AND the mice. Thank you, Chip, AGAIN.

Today’s strip should be distributed to all of humanity as a crucial Public Service Announcement. Ticketmaster has always been evil (I can remember when I’d often pay more in TM fees than the base price of the ticket), but now in addition to usurious fees they also have one of the worst sites in the ticket biz. There are so many better alternatives; it makes one wonder what types of bribes TM pays to the venues that still use them.

I remember when Ticketmaster started back in the 80s? Or therabouts. Was huge then. Along with AOL and assorted other services that should have gone way of the floppy drive.

Nate could take care of obama and obamacare charges.

Good!Price gouging is evil.

Sigh. On a related note….My husband has to go to a city in another state on business in a couple of weeks. It’s an eight-hour drive, but since he’s flying ( a 90-minute flight) he’s starting the night before so he can get through TSA by dawn the next day for his flight. I think our technology has made us completely daffy.

It is not our technology. All people coming into this country years and years ago were investigated, had to be sponsored and considered it embarrassing not to learn English right away. For years we have let people in that have not been looked into, thus we have sleeper cells all over this country with the ultimate goal to commit terrorism here. People felt relatively safe here during WW2 and people meeting in Bund meetings were quickly removed and jailed. Lenin once said America will fall like ripe fruit from a tree FROM WITHIN.Thousands are coming into this country, no one knows who they are or where they are and the powers that be have done nothing. This is the chaos planned for. And, it’s working. I love this country and hurt for this country and the good people here. Our founding fathers never conceived that this could happen.

Whatta guy! How thoughtful for Louie and Crew.

Though, I wonder how the dogs would pay in the first place …

Good Evening, Crew.